Ultimos Posts 1. 09/06/2005 10:20 - SPAIN What is about the English and Spain, eh? I dunno. But it?s as good a place as any when you?re on the run from government forces. So I?ve shacked up in a little villa for a couple of months and I have to say, in all honesty, I?m enjoying myself quite a bit. The weather is hot, the beer is reasonably priced and prostitutes walk freely through the streets. At least I think they were p... 2. 05/04/2005 08:31 - FRANCE I get off the plane in Southern France and am immediately pleased to notice this is the first country I have visited in my ?Round the World Blog? that doesn?t end in ?land.? Surely this is a good omen. It wasn?t though, because as I stepped off the plane I was run over by truckers on their way to a protest. ?Sorry.? Said the trucker as he crumpled my spine, ?but we?ve got tourists ... 3. 15/02/2005 09:25 - GREENLAND Greenland is full of fucking Ice. I'm emotionally confused and I don't know what to say. I've had enough of this damned 'around the world blog.' The world is a cruel and unfair place. Oh well. Maybe my next stop at France will cheer me up.... 4. 15/02/2005 09:18 - ICELAND My plane has just landed at Iceland. I don't see any ice. This is blatant false advetising. I tell the air waitress that I'm not setting foot off the plane until I see some damned Ice. She brings me a cola...with ice. She probably thinks she's funny. She's not. She is, however, now on my revenge list. I'm not going to give Iceland the satisfaction of a visit. I'm just going to stay... 5. 01/02/2005 09:44 - HOLLAND As I fly from Ireland (in a plane? I can?t actually fly.) a little piece of nothing enters my brain- Oscar Wilde was a great Irish wit and writer. Does this mean that Ireland is a country that produces great minds and personalities? If so, we have to take into consideration that Oscar Wilde was a bender, and therefore Ireland produces people who take it up the bum. I think the mora... |
